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Chris: a simple case of finding a pun and running with it. Used here to imagine a world in which Trappist monks no longer brew beer but instead post sexy pics on Instagram.

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We're thirst trappist monks
crafting perfect 'grams
get one of me praying Abbot
y'know, something for the fans

We're super fit monastic bastards
we're onanistic mystics
trappist once meant 'tres pissed'
but now we insist
you like our pics

We're thirst trappist monks
crafting perfect 'grams
this incense throws a lovely shadow y'know
let's reel in those fans

we're super fit monastic bastards
we're onanistic mystics
trappist once meant 'tres pissed'
but now we insist
you like our pics

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from Incredible Longboats: Relics 2019 - 2023, released May 5, 2023

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Soup Review Sheffield, UK

Soup Review are what happens when South Yorkshire meets South Coast, when folk tradition meets anti-folk downbeat self- deprecation.
Chris Delamere is the son of a morris dancer. Mario D’Agostino arrived in Sheffield from Weymouth.
Together they write songs that masquerade as comic, but on closer listening reveal themselves to be a deep and poignant exploration of the human condition.
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